shockingly funny how afk-ing from the military can put you on jury duty and then benedict you into someone else’s shoes.
fortunately, the correct turtle is still dead, and the incorrect turtle marches happily along with some kickass technically assimilating institutions. people who eat gold food can’t really see colored tattoos. the gold plated magnum ice cream bars are real, people. go to zoolander school yourself if you don’t believe you gotta live a long hard life to sleep peacefully with the fishes.