reusable breadsticks and birdlogs?
having ed’s keys is pretty cool, but it’s boring to count debt. counting draculas is so much better. firing kisses from the necks of my drivers is also pretty cool, and hugging a sycamore is really erotic in Oz.
having mounted my own keister with a can of rockstar/punched to drink on jimmy hoffa’s favorite block was a beautiful way to be introduced to joel’s ID. what a heartsteal to batterup to. can’t be roguelike when you got kryptonite and live three doors up.