A Bad Robot’s Day at Burning Man

“Hello, so what are you doing around here?” he asked, making small talk finally alone with her on the patio. “Playing the role of the Oracle in this game we call Life: As We Know It.” Josh started laughing with giddiness at how naturally coy she was when she was communicating with additional eye contact […]

if i pocket my watch will you observe me this time?

i’m so numb and unwarm. rewinded completely but not restarted. the damage is there and it won’t be forgotten. recorded and reported, but i couldn’t. defend. myself. so i leave this post early. ascending the curtain pull then sitting there, Cheshire grin.  rescinding the invitation to knot three loops in the rites of root. don’t […]

sentinel science post-assembles to shed shame

but regardless of whether or not i change my name he’d never say the same. all i ever did was duplicate in a way that couldn’t be verified or reconstituted.. but i am still often rendered hopeless for days that cannot be. the years have passed and the sentences revealed i couldn’t spell soliloquy even […]

i shouldn’t have posed it as a question

because it’s not all fun and games in the lottery business.  i don’t like discovering what warfare breaks out and being helpless to it just because of the mingling between my bloodline and my lifeline.  being given back the honor of living as a civilian is wonderful but that wonder is filled with highs and […]

an ocean liner of succession

shockingly funny how afk-ing from the military can put you on jury duty and then benedict you into someone else’s shoes. fortunately, the correct turtle is still dead, and the incorrect turtle marches happily along with some kickass technically assimilating institutions.  people who eat gold food can’t really see colored tattoos.  the gold plated magnum […]

the cheshire splat

so far, lots of gum on the sidewalks and no signs of birdshit anywhere.  woke up too amused by the amount of CBS on my cellphone to finish a single episode of NCIS no matter how awesome and familiar it all was.  glad i’m not there. spent ginormous amounts of time playing video games and […]

EMERGENCY OUTTAKE TRANSCRIPT RENO 911

[93P0 Heries] White rabbit, preparing to be issued Caduceus directive <Carrie> So you’re going to have to go SXSW to be some cookie dough, boi, and remember to bring an empty pail and china bowl.. cause [Mirandumble] Yeah, we definitely need a woman as the line cook this time for even more sighs to lessen […]